Friday, June 29, 2007

TRANSFORMAAAAAAAAAA

I watch transformers today

holy fucking shit

that movie was goood
it was soooo gooooooddddd that i almost shit in my pants

i have a friend who claimed he had 3 orgasm while watching the movie
I believe him 100%


okay , i am currently addicted to transformers now
before this i wasnt really into it , but after watching the movie

ooooo yeahhhh, soo gooodddd

have to get me one of those toys
wahahhahahahahha

to any of my friends, please start downloading the old old old transformer cartoon
i really really want to watch them now
waahaahahhhaha


btw , i like privates of the Caribbeans too
opps i mean pirates of the Caribbean
alot of people dont seem to like it ,or find it too long , i like it just fine


current favorite movie is surely transformer

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Chris Benoit (Part 2)

In response to pill....pEn’s post

Something that u guys might be interested in knowing…

The truth! Extracted from ParezHilton ( I lazy to rewrite! Hehe)


Former WWE wrestler Chris Benoit was found dead on Monday, the victim of an apparent suicide.

What’s more disturbing though is the probability that he murdered his wife and son, as police are investigating.

Now, new facts have come to light, exposing Benoit’s disgusting history of domestic violence.

In divorce papers filed in 2003, Nancy Benoit included a petition for protection from domestic abuse against Chris. In the papers, Nancy claimed that Benoit, “lost his temper and threatened to strike the petitioner and cause extensive damage to the home and personal belongings of the parties, including furniture.” Nancy added that she was, “in reasonable fear for petitioner’s own safety and that of the minor child.”

Three months later, Nancy filed to have the divorce papers and the restraining order dismissed. A short time later, a judge granted her wish.



Behind The Tragedy

The WWE is releasing new information about the days leading up to the death of Chris Benoit’s wife and son this past weekend and his ultimate suicide attempt.

PerezHilton.com has obtained a press release the WWE sent out on Tuesday. It has some interesting new details:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

WWE Shares Internal Timeline And Details

Relating To Chris Benoit Tragedy

STAMFORD, Conn., June 26, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment today released additional details of what it knows concerning communication with Chris Benoit and authorities before and after the tragic double homicide-suicide involving Benoit, his wife Nancy, and his son, Daniel.

WWE’s timeline of events began on Saturday:

On Saturday, June 23, Chris Benoit was slated to appear at a WWE live event in Beaumont, Texas. That afternoon, Benoit contacted WWE to inform them that his wife and child were ill, and that he would not be able to attend the show.

WWE executives rebooked Benoit’s flight for the following morning, allowing Benoit to miss the Beaumont event and making alternate arrangements for him to attend the pay-per-view event in Houston on Sunday.

WWE employees attempted to confirm with Benoit his travel plans but were unable to contact him.

Early Sunday morning, between 3:51 and 3:58 a.m., Benoit sent five text messages to co-workers:

Text Message 1 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone

“My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”

Text Message 2 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53am)- Chris Benoit’s cell phone

“The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open”

Text Message 3 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:54am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

“My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”

Text Message 4 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

“My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215

Text Message 5 to one co-worker (sent 6/24 at 3:58am)- Nancy Benoit’s cell phone

“My address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215”

Throughout the day on Sunday, WWE made numerous attempts to contact Benoit both at home and at local hospitals in the Atlanta area. As of 11:00 p.m., WWE officials were unable to establish contact with Chris Benoit.

At 12:30 p.m. on Monday, June 25, WWE officials were notified of the text messages sent to the co-workers the previous day. By 12:45 p.m., WWE had contacted Fayetteville County Sheriff’s office requesting they check on the Benoit family.

Fayetteville County Sheriffs office made contact with WWE at approximately 4:00 p.m. advising that they had entered the house of Chris Benoit and found three deceased bodies – an adult male, adult female and a male child. WWE was told that Benoit’s home was now considered a major crime scene.

The decision to cancel the live event scheduled in Corpus Christi that night was made between 4:00 and 5:00 p.m. In keeping with company policy, and with limited knowledge regarding facts of the case, WWE choose to air a memorial dedicated to the career of Chris Benoit. As facts emerged surrounding the case, all tributes to Chris Benoit were removed both on-air and on WWE.com.

WWE was stunned and saddened by the details released today by local authorities and is continuing to monitor the ongoing investigation.

200 PoUnDs BeAuTy

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the best Korean movie besides *my sassy girl* to you!

Why? Because it made me cry longer than my sassy girl and it made me cry for more than 2 times! Wtf..

Anyways, 200 POUNDS BEAUTY is about this *fat* girl named Han-Na who is gifted with an amazing voice. She always wanted to become a pop singer but due to her appearance, she could only work as a faceless singer for Ami, a beautiful but not talented singer. Han-Na is also in love with Sang-June but it was a one sided love, she faces emotional trauma and disappears for an extreme makeover. Han-Na is how Jenny, the beautiful girl with perfect body and face. So what happens after the make over? Go watch urself k! lol …

Interesting? Yes? no??

Okay, the most interesting part here is Kim Ahjoong (aka Han-Na) is NOT always PRETTY in real life as well!.
Just look at her after and before photo….obviously, she has loss a lot of weight and did some plastic surgery.

Apparently she has done:

1. Double folds in her eyes, and got her eyes widened
2. Nose job
3. Straighten her teeth
4. Implant in her forehead

Its so amazing how plastic surgery can help change a person…just look at how millions has helped Kim Ajoong to be the beauty that she is now!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Better off dead

You know , some people in the world are better off dead than alive

and by some people i mean Malaysian

seriously Malaysians are the most irritating people on the world, especially online.

Just because they are sitting behind a computer, they think they are untouchable

there are thing called ethics and courtesy , but most Malaysians don't seem to have this

take for example , I'm in MMU , i just got into the elevator , i reach the ground floor and i want to get out, but the entrance is blocked by waves of people trying to get it. I'm not even out yet, and there are already people coming in

am i suppose to just push my way out??

also , there are group of people who are just.... hmmm should i say it??? as kanton peopple would say

Hou Lan Kau

direct translation is very dog
hahahaa
these people change loyalty all the time , or should i say , they have no loyalty in the first place.
and they kick your balls when ur down , and suck your dick when you are doing well




malaysia , sad sad,

no hope for you






i read a book "Honk if you are malaysian" or something like that
entertaining , to see how fucked up malaysians are
cant stop laughing when i read the book(read it in mph didnt get too finish it , was just wasting time there until movie starts , waahahahaha)


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Chris Benoit


Chris Benoit....a former wreslter in WWE


was once an idol to me...

i envy his wrestlling skill, his technique, and what we called /.....his "finish move"


he was found dead today ... as well as his wife and his kid


i supposed they were murdered by someone?!?!??!!?!?



anyway.....condolence....


best wishes to them


RIP

crossover part 2

after viewing the previous blog: "KFC"
my mind suddenly pop up a message,saying that i should at least blog once a...month
(the previous blog i wrote was..so long ago)

i found an interesting photo straight after that...

to everyone..chihuahua seems to be some kind like a cute....dog

also, dogs are what we reffered as ..."our best friend" as they are honour to the owner

but these years, this word "DOG" has been "over-abused" used by people around the world

african american started calling people... "what up dawg"

white : you are DOG


Malay: Anjing kau


....Hkies & malaysian chinese: you are F*ckin DOG ////[ referring to people's character.. ]




i used to be called as a dog...i understood how bad the feeling was by reffering as a dog



what does the word "DOG" really mean to Malaysian?????




Today i saw a news .... the ugliest dog in the world.
it was a Chinese Crested X Chihuahua


Chihuahua....always cute




friends are sometimes treating you so bad
like how they treated me on today,,......fuck
never mind.....
they are truly the crossover dog .......to me





by the way, should never call people as a dog.....it does make peoplefeel uncomfortable

Although this blog is random......but its better than nothing....sorry!

Monday, June 25, 2007

KFC

Do you like finger lickin? Have you been to the KFC (Kong Fu Chao Kentucky Fried Chicken)? I bet you did! If KFC is one of your favorites then you must be able to notice there are some changes in KFC recently. Besides the menu added in rice that suit our Asian's taste and some other new products are added in, do you realized there is something different in KFC now?



Eng: Do you realized that the uncle(Mr. Colonel) in the KFC logo is different now?


Me: Huh? What's the differences?


Eng: He is now wearing apron!


Me: Ehhhhh, yea worr....


Eng: It is because KFC is having crossover with Adidas mahhh…


Me: ????


Eng: Check out that uncle's apren lar!









Eng: See the Adidas stripes?


SWT~! -___-"


Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Monopoly spongebob style

I have a friend who is crazy over spongebob, shes so crazy over it that she even bought a spongebob monopoly set







But too bad after buying it , there was no body to play with her , so she had to start bugging everybody to play

And after a few days , a bunch of us finally got together in CCB's house to play.

imagine there were 6 players and 1 banker, we maxed out the number of players , it was going to get interesting

its started off slowly , with everyone rolling the dice , laughing and having a good time, then after that , the buying of properties started ,

everyone started to tense a bit , as some of us cant seem to buy anything, while others seem to be able to buy everything

and when there was finally nothing else to buy, the fun part begun, the trading and bargaining of properties started

someone got cheated into trading a card which would change the game a 180 degrees

Suddenly there was a very strong player in the game, and i couldn't just let that happen, so i traded one key property to another player, so that would be competition against the two

with this happening,

alliances was form , war was made, there were two sides, east and west

since i was weakest of all , i barely had any property , but i did hold a few key points and i had some cash.

and with the war going in , i had to choose sides, and both sides are still pretty week ,
so i had to make a choice on who to invest one, but too bad for the east side they were not smart enough to make a bargain

so i made my investment into the west side,

and as the game went on... arguments were getting more out of hand
some people were getting tension, and.... desperate
as west side got stronger and stronger ,
east side suddenly realized that they were fighting a war they could not win , unless they act quickly , they were going to lose

too bad they acted too late
west had already gotten to the weak players. they might be weak , but they hold key points in the game, wahahahahaha

well , during the game , i see that some people got abit emotional,
just wanna say , its just a game
from my experience of playing monopoly , which is not much
the losers tend to get angry and emotional
maybe because this game is abit business oriented, and they cant take it that they got outsmarted , or that when they made a mistake

well you are lucky that this is just a game, learn from it , think before u act

i think monopoly is a real good game , teaches us on how to handle other people and to think real hard before making a decision


Even with all this tension stuff, i still enjoyed the game

I hope there will be a next time.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Back In Melaka ...........again



Finally , my short short short three weeks trimester break is over. MMU has the worst schedule ever.


I spend half of my holiday going to my dad's factory in Pajam seremban to fix up the LADA , which i brought back to mekala with me.


Finally after 3 years i have a car in melaka


When i reach back to my apartment , i notice that my NIKE slippers that my sis bought for me from Aus was stolen.


WTFFF


I wonder who the fuck would need a fuckign size 14 slipper in malaysia


well , i wished whoever took my sliipers


To enjoy wearing them.

Anyways

Timing for my classes arent so great, 7 hours striaght with no rest at all, with friday class from 10 am to 7 pm

There's even a saturday class, but i will be droping taht subject, wooohoooo







I've been complaining alot about my internet, and recently , i found out of from CCB who found out from my exhousemate that his ex-roommate , who is my current housemate.........



'getting complicated??



anyways , one of my housemate la(lets call him HAMKARCAN), i found out that he is ... he have been blocking everyone's internet , not allowing them to download.


My exhousemate , before he left , he asked HAMKARCAN how come u can download so fast de??



HAMKARCAN : Ohh, because i BLOCKED everyone else



Wahhhhh , he so so super fucking mar chi bai punya lanjiau Smart lerrrrr


who would ever though , taht he would be blocking our intneret??

no wonder , last time i use to be able to download at 1-4 kb , now its all the time a big fat 0

NOw because of HAMKARCHAN , i got 2 banned blueserver accounts. YES I FUCKING BLAME HIM , if usually you see my msn so fucking emo , hes the fucking cause

Well , i fucking had enough of this shit, after hearing that he blocked our internet, i went home straight and reset the router

but i didnt want him to see me do it , so i had to be EXTRA careful. So first , not to look too suspicious , i pretend to take out my kettle and fill in water...slowly, then i went to the router to find the reset switch . WHen i foudn the switch, i went back to my room to get a PIN , so i could reset the router.(I need to reset the router cause HAMKARCHAN changed the password to it)


as i got out from my room , i fuckign saw HAMKARCHAN jsut came out in his room , in his towel.

Fuhh... lucky i didnt reset it earlier , he would have saw me , so i pretend to go to my kettle , which the water is filling up oh so slowly

HAMKARCHAN went into the toilet...



then i waited.....



waited.....


AND THERE IT WAS!!!! The sound of water running , i quickly took my pin , climbed the chair, and reset the router!!



but my job wasnt finished, i still has to set the router , and i didnt have much time cause i just saw HAMKARCHAN holding a toothbrush, he shouldnt take too long in the toilet.


so i quicky tiptoed into my room , closed and locked the door.

and access the router!!!!

mauahhahaahahahahaha , it worked. I finally did it.

First thing i did , was change the password of the router. form there, i tried to set the connection , so we would all have internet, lucky for me if wasnt too difficult


WALA



DONE!!!

right after setting everything , my bitcomet started to move!!!!

and i didnt even do any portforwarding!!!



this prove that fucker really did block everyone.



Now, my other housemate, is able to use p2p programs , which he couldnt before

Wooohoooo , waht a happy ending , i wonder what will he do when he finds out

he shouldnt fuck with me, i'm also a nerd who knows abit on how to set a router.



This if for you






Wednesday, June 13, 2007

OOoooooo

I just find this funny


enjoy

Damn , this things are useful , especially during classes with ganas lecturers

LaT JiU PaN mEe

Yo~! Do you like to eat paN mEe? This pan mee should be very different from the pan mee we usually eat. It's called "Lat Jiu pan Mee" !!! Remember, it's lat jiu (chilli) pan mee but not Lan Jxx Pan Mee okay? The restaurant is located at somewhere around Chow Kit.


It's called restaurant Kin Kin! Not Kiam Kiam nor Sap Sap!


This is how they serve you
p/s: It's NON-HALAL 1 yeah!


The lat jiu pan mee!

This is the HOT vege soup as they mentioned

The lat jiu(chilli) you must add into your pan mee!


Now you know the lat jiu actually given a name =.="
The "Gun Powder" really damn power 1! For those who cannot eat spicy food like me... simply add in 1/4 spoon of chilli into the mee is more than enough!


This amount already can kill me!
Our hero, Joe more power, he added in 6 spoons! I think he is challenging the World Genious Record! How it feel with 6 spoons of "Gun Powder"? As we have seen it through Ah Joe's face when he was half-way eating his mee. He started to sweat alot, his mouth expand like becoming 2 sausages and his hand started to shake...then we all know, it's not kai wan siao ehhh the gun powder!


Dude! You're the Hero!
Overall, the food is satisfying! One bowl shud be not enough but two bowls are too much, so take 1 and the half should be just nice! I rated the both service and cleanliness sucksss! The place looks dirty, the boss face sometimes damn lan si! If you are Bandar Raya or something you better don't go!
Do remember to pay your parking ticket because the police there very efficient 1!

Monday, June 11, 2007

ShRek iT!

These days Shrek is becoming hot in the city. You can see everywhere is using Shrek as their promotion.


ReD bOx

When you go to Mc Donald, you can also try the "Shrek Meals"

Shreking Sundae


Shrek Furry


Shrek Juice


Shrek Fries (I like this one! YuMmY!!)

As you can see the city is "Shreking"! Everything is becoming greEn! Even Joe....


Shrek Joe
I just watched Shrek 3 few days ago...Unfortunately, i couldn't really enjoy the show because i was having terrible headache and i vomited 4 times on that day!! <--- pregnant d...

Saturday, June 09, 2007

My very FIRST BLOG...

Thanks to Jermenn !!!
who letting me to join their blog..
Nothing much to write because i m still a noob to blog..


Well, i gonna post some of the photo's
that i went Malacca with my college friend last few days ago...


The day we meet at my friend house,
before we go visit Jason and MELACCA..

Mahjong session!! Muahaha! (=_=)






Traffic jam in Melacca town!!











Melacca history RED BUILDING...




At night we went Satay celup..






Jonker's Street ...





















The next day early morning,
we went to eat Melacca famous chicken rice ball.
(Seriously, not really special lar!! just the rice is made as ball only)





St. Pauls Church








Melacca 三輪車





History Melacca TANK ...





The BOAT ..


That's all for my very FIRST POST and Melacca trip ...


Will update again
for next adventure!!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

A bUuu DeNn PaRt 2

Jan's post reminds me there was a car accident that i caught into when i still was a P driver. Of course it was just a minor accident. I am still remember that day was a rainy day, i was on my way back to home. It was happened like this....



Eventhough my driving skill wasn't very good, but at least i can gauranty you i was not as dumb as that geek who knocked my car. I am sure that i did put on signal but he didn't! My car was already got into the way but then that idiot suddenly accelerated and knocked on my car. I was not sure who's wrong and who's right at the time, so i stopped my car at a side. I went down and checked my car, my left door was totaly crashed (i was driving Proton Wira, the Malaysia's production) and his car was just slightly bent (He was driving Honda Civic, Japan's production). When i saw his car was just minor problem, so i just got back into my car (It was raining). Then he (nerd + lansi face) came towards and stood right to my window. Since i was not sure who's fault and i was scared so i just told him nvm. I thought he wanted to pay me because he was the one who knocked my car! Who knows his responed was like shit!

He stood there but he didn't say a word....

Me: Erm, 唔緊要啦...(Nvm Lar!)

i thought he wanted to pay me or something

Geek: WHAT?

Me: I said it's ok? (He is a banana?)

Geek: WHAT?

He kept on what what what like he don't know how to speak like that...

Me: Erm....You want me to pay??

Geek: A BuuuuHhh DeNNNNnnn <--- i tell you he looked fucking GAY when he said this!






His face + HIS VOICE = TOTAL FREAK (His tone was seriosuly same as what i imitated)

I think no one on the Earth could stand if somebody who looks seriously retard and act like a banana said this word "AaarH bUrHhHh DeNnn" to you! His face was damn lansi like he is the president or something.... Then his girlfriend was inside the car and stared at me like i am the one who killed her family! I was super stress yet i felt like slamming his face on the road! I thought he was really

Me: It's wasn't my fault? You didn't put on the signal light and you cut into my lane and banged my car?

That retard geek: No? There's no lane on the roundabout.......

Hell yeah! He is really retard i am sure! That one not call lane it's call lin mar?

Please don't act like a banana if you are chinese act! He can actually speak chinese and his only spoke in english with few words "WHAT?, ARRHHBURHHHDEN?" <--- I am sure he is graduated from 福建大學(Fuc King U)

Ehhh! Someone who can speak chinese and look like a retard act like a banana and lansi people with "AarRhBuuuRrHhhDennNnn" is kinda cooL hoR?



IF YOU ARE THE GEEK THAT I MENTIONED AND YOU ARE WATCHING THIS, HERE'S A SONG I DEDICATE TO YOU:

(I bet you can't understand anything from this blog beside "AaaburhDenNn", so this is the song that totally describe you!)

(Make sure you are 18 and above to watch this video ya!)



Enjoy~!