Traffic Light

What is the function of Traffic Light?

Green light : GO!

Orange light : Prepare to stop

Red light : STOP!

What should you do if you see this?



Geng ler our traffic light?

WTF

Hahaha

Weird

I was reading the news in Yahoo malaysia , and i found something really weird.

http://asia.news.yahoo.com/070424/5/singapore271999.html

They are reporting that a Singaporean guy died in an accident.

Weird right?? so many people dies in malaysia because of accidents , buut you dont see them reporting it. Are singaporeans that great , that anything taht happen to any singaporeans are reported in our news?
This reminds me of another story i read in the news, where a few singaporean kids got lost in a jungle or something , and thier OLDER MALAYSIAN COUSIN was taking care of them . But offcourse you dont get to see the picture of the older MALAYSIAN COUSIN in the news, you get to see only big big pictures of those singaporean kids. And the focus of the story are those singaporean kids.

I dont know , maybe the guy who died is the accident is some kind of big shot,

Or we malaysian just worship singaporeans

Things I do when i am bored in class

My friend sent me this photo , both our G5 together, so so nice

Anybody?

Anybody wnana sponser me rm66 a month so i can apply for an internet broadband service for my self??
I fuckign hate sharing internet with retards, hohhohhoho ,
cant even do the one thing that i enjoy doing in this fucking place
cant download anything to watch
watching movies in the cinema also sucks, cinema in melaka sucks
food also sooooo fucking sien, got a friend who actually ate at petronas cause there is everything else is boring
better just lie down and stare at the fuckign ceiling

I NEED SOMETHING USELESS TO DO(maybe i should start studying?? studying seems pretty useless to me , ahhaahahahaahah)

Helpless Cat

Yesterday, when i was about to go for basketball... My mom came and told me there's a cat being abused by 2 dogs right outside my house. So i went to see what's going on. I saw a cat hide under a car and the 2 dogs were surronding it. The dogs seem so mad and they were trying to pull the cat out from the car. i was very nervous and i tried to find something to chase the dogs away but i couldn't find anyone. I dare not stay too close from the dogs without any weapon on my hand and there's no one around to assist me. The dogs were like very desperate to kill the cat and with their will, they finally pulled the cat out and they were about to tear the cat apart. As i was nervous, I just simply grabbed some rocks from the ground and threw toward the dogs. It was too late when i made it to chased the dogs away. The poor cat was already dying... I was totally blank in my mind without any past experience of this... I called one of my friend who stay somewhere around and he has dogs so i think he might be helpful.. We wanted to send it to the nearest Vet but we dare not simply move it because it has already badly injured... So i asked help from my neighbour (They are Malays, usually a cat lover) for help.. They are more experience in this because they rare a cat. They tried to look after the cat but it just can't wait any longer...The cat was struggling until it's last breathe... Then my neighbour burried it..

I should say "I saw a poor pussy cat"

I feel so sorry because i wasn't brave enough to stop the dogs at earlier stage... You might think that "Jermenn please stop acting! It's just a cat!". Yea, i am not a cat lover but when you are on the spot, watching something is dying infront of you and you can't help at all... The feeling is like you are the one who killing it!

It wasn't any of our fault and I don't blame the dogs because they are beast... But the owner of the dogs should feel guilty! It is the responsibility for them to take care of their dogs... I wonder where the hell were they !? They don't keep their eyes on the dogs at all and just leave them like that.. You are just lucky enough because your dog just killed a cat and no one would give a damn to a cat but what if your dog go attack other's children?????

I told some my friends about the incident.. I find out non of us actually have the knowledge to help these helpless animals... Usually no one will bother if they see any injured animal and the animal will be leave to die.. So you will see many corpses on our ground. I was wondering whenever i am driving on the road...so i asked my friends, who will take care of those corpses on the road? Some of them answered "No one lar! So many cars roll after the corpese..it will dissappear very soon 1!" OICC!

To be frank, I really never hear any associations that provide surgery and proctection for those wild animals before. But i do know there are alot of vet clinics around the city... those no money no talk 1! So if anyone have the contact of these associations, i am much apprectiate if you are willing share it with me here. Thanks!

I captured a scene of the cat after i chased the dogs away...

I am sorry that i really can't help... Rest In Peace!

A REAL BLOGGER Post!!!!

A friend of mine said that my blog sucks, and its no fun to read bla bla bla

He says that a blog , should be about one's personal life , writing about emotional stuff, writing peoms and bla bla bla , he craps alot

Well you know what , i do agree with him.

Well lets start making this blog look and sound more like a fu ckign blog shall we
First of
THis is a poem i wrote To describe my inner self.


My Name Is FungJan
Some call me FuckerJan
Soem call me BigJan
But most know me as Jan
My female name Is Jane
I got a female friend Anne
Her name rhymes with Jane
I know two Joanne
Thier name rhymes with Jane
If you name rhymes with Jan
Or If it rhymens with Jane

YOUR'RE RETARDED


Yay nice ler!?!?!? I jsut called 3 of my friends retarded(I'm so gonna get fucking from someone) , wahahahahahaha

Here's another peom , i wrote , to describe my friends

ALan Got Lan jiau
Dennis Got Pennis
Nick Got Dick
Jin Got Jiau Jiau
Jan Got friend name Dick
But Nick Got Dick
So what does Dick Got?



Okay okay , now that the poem part is done, time to start with my emo stuff.

Lets see, yesterday , while playing dota , i was lagging , so i got fucked by some people. I dont mind people scolding me , but when thet started to curse about my mom , that is when i started getting emo.
So i started fuckign them back , scolding them with whatever that comes into my head. Lucky my friend Chua CHee Bye was helping me to scold them too. SO in the end , we scold people.

The end


This is by far the best post i've ever written , i feel like i have reach one step close into becoming a pro blogger, this post even beats my post about prom.

Thank you, thank you for your support!!

My First Porn.. i mean prom

Last Friday i went for my first prom with a bunch of friends.





Thnak you








The End

Another good day , as legolas says"that was good, thanks mr.ringo"

Woke up today , wasnt expecting anything much. After a depressing prom night , yeah depressing , i havent wrote about prom yet , havent got the pictures , so i am gonna write aobut it once i get the pictures,
anyways, back to today , i wasnt expecting anything special to happen today, woke up , meet my friends for lunch , came back , sit infront of the pc until night.
Weird, a friend called me and ask me what to do tonight , so i had ask another friend, and i had to tell this friend , and ask this friend , and inform this friend, i felt like an organizer today, which is weird , i never organize , i just follow
anyways , back to today, we went to jonker after dinner , and while walking in jonker with a bunch of friends, legolas suddenly asked me if i wanted to have a drink in Ringo, ringo is like a pub in jonker. I was suprised , but hell yeah , i'm fucking happy if i can find people who can have a drink with me, espescially in melaka, no one here drinks, So having kaki to drink with is a fucking rare thing.
I like drinking , casual drinking . I preffer these casual drinking compared to the drinking sessions i have with my kl friends(usually feel like vommiting).
Anyways , back to Ringo ,I seriously fuckign love ringo , i love the enviroment there , and i fucking love the music , they dont play those hip hop crap here, they play songs that are fun to sing and move ur body to , songs that are great to go along when ur drinkin , songs that our fathers used to listen to , yep , oldies. Imagine drinking , and the owner, ringo( the owner name of ringo is ringo) singing songs like "Hey jude" ," who the fuck is alice" , " country home(is this how u call this song??)" and a few more , well u get the picture.
I've only been to ringo 2 times , and both times , i really enjoyed my self. I really need to bring my family here to have a drink.
Today i spent Rm48 on 6 Tiger beer in Ringo, lucky i just redraw money from the ATM.
Rm48 is alot of money to me, espescially for jsut buying a few beers like that, but i find myself with no regrets, and i dont mind doing it again , i would rather take my fucking Rm80 from the prom , and spend it in ringos.

sry no pictures, i was too busy drinkign to think of taking any pictures, and i got high , yeah, just the amount i like, just enough to be high , not vomity.
Imagine that i am high , and i went to watch mr bean right after , imagine how mr beans face must have looked.

sry Jerzzz , i posted so soon after your long awaited post , but i jsut have to write this down, an unexpected thing that happen on a regular, boring and fucked day.
THanks legolas for suggesting!!