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Everyday when i go to work, i have to be someone's part-time computer teacher... (even my computing is sucks.... but he's more....sss....ss... not so good... OK! HE's SUX a BIG BIG TIME!)

I don't mind to teach him 1... i seriously don't mind... but he's really annoying...

He like to keep calling my name until i get to him even i did responded him earlier!

I feel like i am his dog... he call my name like people use to call their dogs...

Him: Jermenn, jermenn, JERMENN, jErMenn! JeRrMeeNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY! IF he called me once but i still didn't respond him...then it's ok...he may call another time... but every time when he called me, i don't even have a time to settle down, stand up and walk to his place... he expect me to bang through the wall and fly to his room 1 mahhh!! He don't care what are you doing or whether you are free or not, when he called then he wan you to be in his room immediately...

DAMn!!! He make me feel stress when i heard my name... He called like he has something urgent but he's not! Everytime also ask me those rubbish questions about his laptop and teach him how to use his mail to forward stupid stuffs to his friends... (I'm sure i will tell my dad about it one day!)

Him: Why i cannot switch on my laptop?

He asked me this when his power cable was unplugged... HAHAHA! You must be joking with me!

It is so annoying when you heard someone calling your name continously like he can't wait anymore and when you go in, it's always just little tiny stuffs only.... Hello!!! You need my help then you cannot wait for while 1 ar!?? I seriously hate people who is selfish and impatient! Because i am always kind and patient to others! Don't always put yourself at the top and treat others like nothing! People do have their own feelings and right! Right to do their own stuffs first!

FINE FINE FINE! I just take it as lessons to train my temper... I TAHAN him even if he annoyed me!!!!!

But i can tell you, no one in the earth can take it....

You know he always call my name for what??

Him: Jermenn, jermenn, JERMENN, jErMenn! JeRrMeeNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

I try to settle down but he is still Jermenn, jermenn, JERMENN, jErMenn! JeRrMeeNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! there. So i just leave all my stuffs and rush to him..

Me: Ya?

Him: Jermenn, why is this happened?

Me: .... What's the problem?

Him: Why it shows windows encountered an error 1?

I took a look and it was just normal error that will appear in every people computer...

Me: It's just an error....

Him: What is an error?

MAHAI! Who the fuck know how to answer this?

Me: Erm... It's ok, it's normal to appear this error...

Him: Oooo! So what should i do?

NIAMA! Send error report or don't send only laR!

Me: Erm... just click send report or don't send, doesn't matter 1..

After clicked... settled? NOT YET!

Him: Why is this happened?

OMG! PLEASE LET ME GO!

Me: Erm... got many possibilities 1... Maybe you use your windows in improper way gua....

Him: Oooo... So how should i make this not to happened next time?

WAH LAUU WEHHHH! Don't use then!

Me: Erm... I am not sure... use it in a proper way? It's ok 1...don't worry...

Him: Oooooooo....

......... DU LAN OR NOT! He can called me in for about 10 times a day just to ask me all these shits.... His question is very typical 1, like what should i do if i wan to pee? What do you expect people to tell you? Just go to the toilet, take out your little penis and pee LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No lor, he even wan me to hold his lan jau for him 1!

Today he is more over... His windows was loading... then he called my name continously again... Asked me why is his windows still loading... ERM!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO! Because it is still loading lar!!!!!!!!!! How to fix it? HOW? I ain't computer genius!!! I just know how to go online, chit chat, play CS only! Even my own computer encountered problems also i can't help myself...I have to send it to technical shops...how can i answered all these questions for you? Somemore all of his "so called" problem is not a problem also!

Me: Erm, it is loading, so you please wait for while ya

Him: Why? Why like that?

Me: .... It's like that one...

Him: Is it virus?

Me: ...... I don't think so....

Then the windows finished loading....

Him: Ooooo, Can d...

After 1 minute... His pc hang.....

Jermenn, jermenn, JERMENN, jErMenn! JeRrMeeNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok... i seriously fly to him this time...

Me: Yes?

Him: Why like this?

I checked...

Me: It's hang... just restart?

Him: Why ? Why restart? Why hang? (Surely because he is impatient, simply click before his windows finsih load all applications 1 lar!)

I seriously feel like hanging myself...

Me: It's like that one.... <--- i seriously don't know how to answer

Him: Is it virus?

Me: Maybe? Probably It's because your windows is still loading the applications and you open something..so it hang... next time you better wait until the windows finsih loading everything before you start using it.

Him: oooO.... (I bet he don't understand at all)

Him: So is it got problem? (Fainted!)

I re-explained to him....

So his questions keep coming... it's....never....ever....never.... ending.....

What to do... DU LAN LAR!