New generation of love means what?
You try to ask them lah... you will feel very geli 1... I've heard too much like, my girlfriend slept with another guy... or even worst is my girlfriend slept with my friend... WTF? I thought last time we only heard my husband go find kiu kai ar...go find 2 lai ar...this kind of thingy...but the girls nowadays upgraded themselves edy.. they go and slept with your friends ar.... go make video with your friends ar...this kind of things...
No more fairy tales... no more trust....no more guaranty for our relationship...
分開結合, engage and separte, it's just like a trend... everyone is afraid to gets hurt and no one dare to love anymore...
Last time i always learnt from those "old school" love stories...those romantic love movies lehh... Learnt to be a good guy... sincere and loyal in love.... do all those drama drama and cartoon cartoon stuffs to girls...be a gentlement... Ngon ngon believe there's true love ....
But there's no longer this kind of stories in this generation... Yes... people do still learn from those love movies...those make love one! they learn how to treat a girl from porno... how to be a "real man" ....
This is how they answer you when you ask them "how are you going to do to make your girlfriend feel happy?"
Puki punya orang: Make her happili ar? Bring he go clubbing lah! open canons lah! force her to drink until wing wing dei then she mah happili lar!suffer suffer shuffle infront of her lah! invite her to dance with me lar! those hot dance lehhh... rubbing our body 1 lehhh..sih beh song 1! then play boom cha cha with her lah!
Me: Sorry? Bom cha cha? Is it cha cha dance or wat?
Puki punya orang: Dance gok meh! Cha cha her lah! molesti her lah! Gip her eat many many pills lar!! then she faint edy sky falls down also she dunno 1 lah! You say my activities happili or not arh!
Me: okay... will you do something to make her feel happy beside making her faint?
Puki punya orang: "Some" ing?.... Oh !!!! Of cuz lah! We always 3 some 4 some 5 some 100 some also got 1!
Me: ...... enuff... what i mean is ...will you do some..i mean like bring her go for movie .. do anything that is romantic to her?
Puki punya orang: Puki lu... sure got lah! We always create our videos 1 nehh! Got many poses 1! You go internet download lah...
Me: Fantastic!
Sounds stupid but girls are seriously happy with it.
Me: What should you do to maintain a relationship?
Bodo punya perempuan: do? do wat ar? I know a lot of jobs 1!
Me: Jobs? What job?
Bodo punya perempuan: Alot lah! Use hand 1 lar, use leg 1 lar, use blow 1 also got!
Me: -__-" alrite... how do you gain trust from your boyfriend?
Bodo punya perempuan: Aiyo! This one i need to teach u meh! Dun let him know when i sleep with another guy lah! When he beh song the time i mah open kaki for him lor...
Me: Great...
Jan: That is why I SAID THERE ARE ONLY FUCKERS AND FUCKEES IN THE WORLD!
*To those fuckers and sluts...Please don't "lan open" lar u people... disgusting...
You try to ask them lah... you will feel very geli 1... I've heard too much like, my girlfriend slept with another guy... or even worst is my girlfriend slept with my friend... WTF? I thought last time we only heard my husband go find kiu kai ar...go find 2 lai ar...this kind of thingy...but the girls nowadays upgraded themselves edy.. they go and slept with your friends ar.... go make video with your friends ar...this kind of things...
No more fairy tales... no more trust....no more guaranty for our relationship...
分開結合, engage and separte, it's just like a trend... everyone is afraid to gets hurt and no one dare to love anymore...
Last time i always learnt from those "old school" love stories...those romantic love movies lehh... Learnt to be a good guy... sincere and loyal in love.... do all those drama drama and cartoon cartoon stuffs to girls...be a gentlement... Ngon ngon believe there's true love ....
But there's no longer this kind of stories in this generation... Yes... people do still learn from those love movies...those make love one! they learn how to treat a girl from porno... how to be a "real man" ....
This is how they answer you when you ask them "how are you going to do to make your girlfriend feel happy?"
Puki punya orang: Make her happili ar? Bring he go clubbing lah! open canons lah! force her to drink until wing wing dei then she mah happili lar!
Me: Sorry? Bom cha cha? Is it cha cha dance or wat?
Puki punya orang: Dance gok meh! Cha cha her lah! molesti her lah! Gip her eat many many pills lar!! then she faint edy sky falls down also she dunno 1 lah! You say my activities happili or not arh!
Me: okay... will you do something to make her feel happy beside making her faint?
Puki punya orang: "Some" ing?.... Oh !!!! Of cuz lah! We always 3 some 4 some 5 some 100 some also got 1!
Me: ...... enuff... what i mean is ...will you do some..i mean like bring her go for movie .. do anything that is romantic to her?
Puki punya orang: Puki lu... sure got lah! We always create our videos 1 nehh! Got many poses 1! You go internet download lah...
Me: Fantastic!
Sounds stupid but girls are seriously happy with it.
Me: What should you do to maintain a relationship?
Bodo punya perempuan: do? do wat ar? I know a lot of jobs 1!
Me: Jobs? What job?
Bodo punya perempuan: Alot lah! Use hand 1 lar, use leg 1 lar, use blow 1 also got!
Me: -__-" alrite... how do you gain trust from your boyfriend?
Bodo punya perempuan: Aiyo! This one i need to teach u meh! Dun let him know when i sleep with another guy lah! When he beh song the time i mah open kaki for him lor...
Me: Great...
Jan: That is why I SAID THERE ARE ONLY FUCKERS AND FUCKEES IN THE WORLD!
*To those fuckers and sluts...Please don't "lan open" lar u people... disgusting...
4 comments:
Wah , siap got my quote wey
hahah
isk isk isk
why i never meet this kind of people one
sure syok
waoh~~~
still got such sluts living in this world...
memper-SIASUI-kan...
In this generation, ppl like to be called Sluts or Bitch,
Some even call themselves that, coz it's hot chick ma, sexy babes ma, i am young, i am very 'in' wan ler...who sleep with the most guys/girls will be known at the most attractive wan lor..not meh?? eh? i tot everyone also feel so wan ?
dont talk bad bout them ler, later they all tot we all old ah beng and ah lian, 'changing partners ler, u all aunty uncle dunno wan lar!!'.....
Yes...i admit i am old..
tobe honest
i reckon the "bodo punya perempuan" + "puki punya orang" talks were editted.....those sounded more like the author's style....haha
for instance ....open canon shuffle in front of her play some open kaki
hahahahaha
frankly mate ...shouldnt quote your name as author thats reckless
and give them a break and thats what known as freedom
no offence though!
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