Life is stupid because we must go through 3 stupid stages of life...
LIFE = ENERGY + TIME + MONEY
During our teen age, we have time, we have energy, but we don't have MONEY...
During working age, we have energy, we have money, but we have no TIME...
When we are at old age, we have time, we have money, but we have no ENERGY
We are stupid because we have only these 3 stages in our life.
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Kaki Blue...
Leg = kaki = people
Different legs represent different meanings.
Water leg = noob = 水腳
Chicken leg = Footballer who always missed the goal = 雞腳
Elephant leg/carrot leg = Lady with ugly legs = 象腿
Then blue leg/kaki blue means leh?
Blue leg/kaki blue direct translate = 藍腳(Lán Jĭao)!
Come follow me read 1 time loud loud!
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Lán Jĭao!!!!
Woi! Wan die aar? Don't blame me if your boss/parents/colleague heard that!
That's my translation only lah! Kaki Blue is actually a title of the stage drama I went to watch yesterday.
Kaki blue is a story about a bunch of kids who got selected to the national service.
We got the tickets because Barbara is one of the performer....
(We always have to go support her since she joined this stage drama thingy... damn!)
Ops! =X I mean I'm very proud of her la ..... actualliiii!
I always like the stage settings...
This is my Ah Gong...
Different legs represent different meanings.
Water leg = noob = 水腳
Chicken leg = Footballer who always missed the goal = 雞腳
Elephant leg/carrot leg = Lady with ugly legs = 象腿
Then blue leg/kaki blue means leh?
Blue leg/kaki blue direct translate = 藍腳(Lán Jĭao)!
Come follow me read 1 time loud loud!
1
2
3
Lán Jĭao!!!!
Woi! Wan die aar? Don't blame me if your boss/parents/colleague heard that!
That's my translation only lah! Kaki Blue is actually a title of the stage drama I went to watch yesterday.
Kaki blue is a story about a bunch of kids who got selected to the national service.
We got the tickets because Barbara is one of the performer....
(We always have to go support her since she joined this stage drama thingy... damn!)
Ops! =X I mean I'm very proud of her la ..... actualliiii!
I always like the stage settings...
This is my Ah Gong...
Monday, July 20, 2009
Testi ?
It's been like a decade since my last log in to friendster. So far I've recieved plenty of notifications from friendster. There are not much updates from my friends because everybody is talking about Facebooking now.
I reckon many idiots like to spam people's testi with their cartoons, nude, advertisements, forwarded stuffs and many many other rubbishes...
The most I scratched my head when i see this ...
山水畫.......?????
This is super meaningless...
I reckon many idiots like to spam people's testi with their cartoons, nude, advertisements, forwarded stuffs and many many other rubbishes...
The most I scratched my head when i see this ...
山水畫.......?????
This is super meaningless...
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
On the road..
Hey hallo.
i'm back posting some random issue again. teehee.. i always do have much complaint. are you?
first, i wanna yelled Happy Belated Birthday Jermenn!
and hope you have a nice trip and enjoying reading this when you're at penang. buahaha.
ok the issue is, last month my cousin and aunt from Canada pay a visit here. and of course being the host and i'm actualy so f free because i'm in holiday now, i'm in charge of fetching them down to the town or up to the hill ( ok not up to the hill ).
she always go to the wrong direction of car seat because in Canada the driving side is left handed.
and i asked her what's the different of traffic back to Canada and Malaysia.
right at the time when she was telling me the different, that incident happened in front of the Maju Junction traffic light.
refer to her, once turns red light, every car will stop immediately. let me rephrase it, is once they knew gonna turns red light, every car will just stop.
not like here, cars still will ZOOM or never stop even the orange lights turning to red light. and for some reason, some car will just go front further and fucking stuck in between the yellow box. Even a bus!
hallo. you know you are huge and we fucking not enough to bang you, but do you know how long are you and you are really blocking the whole fucking road?
meaning that even green lights at our side, but non of the car can move at all!
this is the reason why Malaysia's traffic are so bad!
look at this picture. first i thought of wanna do a little edit for the car plat number, even the police car. but now i dont even bother to mosaic a little bit because the police car does not obey it as well.
bad bad police car.
in this hand, maybe we can argue that the police car is chasing after some car, but i don't see any siren lighting up. so means that officer is not on duty.
on the other hand, is red light! red light. can't you see that? and i'm sure that the orange light turns red quite long ago, and there are like so many cars on-the-moment crossing the road.
now you can imagine how piss off i mean. together with the cousin sitting beside me discussing about this issue.
and some other issue too!
if you're driving, please don't smoke. if you want to smoke. please park aside and smoke god know how many you want as you can.
dont smoke while you're driving plus your kids is just at the back seat. do you know how rude is that? and where is the moral value of being a good parent?
you want to die, you die first. bang yourself of smoke non stop till you die. don't drag along your innocent kids together.
ok. done. haha.
and my cousin left today. so she won't be seeing any blood-vomiting traffic incident anymore.
god bless. have a save flight!
i'm back posting some random issue again. teehee.. i always do have much complaint. are you?
first, i wanna yelled Happy Belated Birthday Jermenn!
and hope you have a nice trip and enjoying reading this when you're at penang. buahaha.
ok the issue is, last month my cousin and aunt from Canada pay a visit here. and of course being the host and i'm actualy so f free because i'm in holiday now, i'm in charge of fetching them down to the town or up to the hill ( ok not up to the hill ).
she always go to the wrong direction of car seat because in Canada the driving side is left handed.
and i asked her what's the different of traffic back to Canada and Malaysia.
right at the time when she was telling me the different, that incident happened in front of the Maju Junction traffic light.
refer to her, once turns red light, every car will stop immediately. let me rephrase it, is once they knew gonna turns red light, every car will just stop.
not like here, cars still will ZOOM or never stop even the orange lights turning to red light. and for some reason, some car will just go front further and fucking stuck in between the yellow box. Even a bus!
hallo. you know you are huge and we fucking not enough to bang you, but do you know how long are you and you are really blocking the whole fucking road?
meaning that even green lights at our side, but non of the car can move at all!
this is the reason why Malaysia's traffic are so bad!
look at this picture. first i thought of wanna do a little edit for the car plat number, even the police car. but now i dont even bother to mosaic a little bit because the police car does not obey it as well.
bad bad police car.
in this hand, maybe we can argue that the police car is chasing after some car, but i don't see any siren lighting up. so means that officer is not on duty.
on the other hand, is red light! red light. can't you see that? and i'm sure that the orange light turns red quite long ago, and there are like so many cars on-the-moment crossing the road.
now you can imagine how piss off i mean. together with the cousin sitting beside me discussing about this issue.
and some other issue too!
if you're driving, please don't smoke. if you want to smoke. please park aside and smoke god know how many you want as you can.
dont smoke while you're driving plus your kids is just at the back seat. do you know how rude is that? and where is the moral value of being a good parent?
you want to die, you die first. bang yourself of smoke non stop till you die. don't drag along your innocent kids together.
ok. done. haha.
and my cousin left today. so she won't be seeing any blood-vomiting traffic incident anymore.
god bless. have a save flight!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Men & Women
Girls, how much do you expect from your boyfriend?
And boyfirends, how much do you know about your girlfriend?
This book will tell you what do men know about women?????
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NOTHING!
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The more you expect, the more you disappoint.
Don't ask for more because you will never feel enough.
Life is about give and take...
When you are taking up something and you are actually giving up something at the same time.
But love is all about give... you will give everything of yours to the one you love.
*Men, now you know everything of women. Fast fast give all of your cash, property, time, life, and your soul to them la!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Climate change?
Halloe.. * wave*
Ah bee, now i also suffering with exam la, but i don't have strawberry and cabbage, just everyday like after drink alcohol very bei like that.. sleep at 3 something and wake up at 6 to go all the way to sunway for the morning exam.
but i will have my holiday very soon la! then i can fly~ fly~ fly~
ok. serious now.
what i want to say is..
you you and you. you know how to complaint and yell and scream saying the weather is soooo hot!
how come you you and you didn't know how to protect the environment?
essay also know how to write lo, climate change, global warming, deforestation etc, how come i still see people burning their F rubbish and dry leaves outside their house.
is not one people burning. is jom mali together bakar. wtf.
should i say this M clan ( refer to my blog if you duno what is M clan) too smart or what?
the weather not hot enough is it? still wanna make it like staying in the oven is it?
i tell you, i complained. but i have my own stand.
i swear to god i used to on the aircond every night. but now no more.
my fan is turning like gonna drop down from the ceiling liao.
and i don,t burn wastage. i only burn mercun ( pao jiong).
so please. i don't want my kids live in the oven.
Ah bee, now i also suffering with exam la, but i don't have strawberry and cabbage, just everyday like after drink alcohol very bei like that.. sleep at 3 something and wake up at 6 to go all the way to sunway for the morning exam.
but i will have my holiday very soon la! then i can fly~ fly~ fly~
ok. serious now.
what i want to say is..
you you and you. you know how to complaint and yell and scream saying the weather is soooo hot!
how come you you and you didn't know how to protect the environment?
essay also know how to write lo, climate change, global warming, deforestation etc, how come i still see people burning their F rubbish and dry leaves outside their house.
is not one people burning. is jom mali together bakar. wtf.
should i say this M clan ( refer to my blog if you duno what is M clan) too smart or what?
the weather not hot enough is it? still wanna make it like staying in the oven is it?
i tell you, i complained. but i have my own stand.
i swear to god i used to on the aircond every night. but now no more.
my fan is turning like gonna drop down from the ceiling liao.
and i don,t burn wastage. i only burn mercun ( pao jiong).
so please. i don't want my kids live in the oven.
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