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Thursday, January 22, 2009

must read post!

陶晶莹的月经论述~

大部分
的男人无法理解女人经前经後的歇斯底里,
甚至有的男人坚持,如果女人天天要求两性平权...
就不应该利用月经扮演弱者博取同情.

如果男人在自己的下体被高跟鞋连踹七天而不哀不缩
那女人也可以平静地度过经期。有那么痛吗?因人而异。

有的女性甚至可以因为经痛痛到晕过去,你觉得呢?
月经来潮时的下腹肿胀、绞痛,摄氏32℃的气温下却可以四肢冰冷
甚至寸步难行举步维艰,你就知道有多痛了。
生理上的痛我不想著墨太多,因为男人真的很难体会。


就光谈月经来潮为何使人焦虑不安、情绪难平吧!
男人们,请你试著铺一束湿卫生纸在你裤裆间连续5-7天
而且请注意,每隔1-3小时不等(视流量而定)更换一次,免得溢出哦!
就算一个成年女人已经和月经相处了十几年,
她还是无法算准何时能准地接下第一滴血。


有时候,周期到了,理所当然地先垫一块防患於未然,
谁知道垫了4、5天却是一场空,就在你准备放弃抽出卫生棉时,
冷不防地天降甘霖,你只好祈祷自己不在野外或刚好不是白裤子。
跨间夹著一条湿湿的棉纸有多难受?
更难受的是,有时候很难光凭感觉得知它是否容量已满...
如果你是一个忙碌的上班族,有很多会要开;
或你刚好是卖甜不辣的妈妈,公厕要走很远;
或你刚好是个要发片的女艺人,今天MTV要穿超短裤或下水演悲情;
你能不焦虑吗?有时候以为已满溢,冲到厕所一看,才占了1/3,
要不要换新的?有时候坐著喝咖啡,两腿夹的紧紧的;
嘴里的温热转移了下体的温度感受,待回过神来
走进厕所检查,却发现月经已波涛汹涌地满溢,自然又是一阵手忙脚乱;
你能不情绪化吗?相信男孩子大多有梦遗的经验吧!洗床单烦不烦?
请想一下,你们洗的是透明的,我们洗的却是血染,难不难?
月经不比自来水,开关由自己##作,要停要来随心所欲;
我想,男人大概不明了,经血那种欲走还留的任性有多令人抓狂吧?


最後1、2天,经血明显变少;有时候,一整天只有一滴...
自己觉得应该不再需要卫生棉时,冷不防地它又在半夜吐了一口
不多不少,像是文弱书生得肺痨临死前吐的那一口。
一口,就又得洗内裤、床单,和床单下的被垫了。
所以,男人们,你能开始了解女人、体谅女人的经前症候群吗?
别看见血就嫌脏,别忘了,你们一个个都是从那儿孕育出来的呢
下次,帮忙洗个床单吧!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

治安

近来治安不好。。。
大家切忌小心。。。
尤其是手提包包的人,还有刚从银行出来的人。。。
即使经过的是一辆车子也要很小心。。。


因为家里附近昨天发生了一宗打抢案。
那女士可能因为自保而被砍到手受伤了。。。
抢匪是印度同胞。。。
而且是驾车来抢的。。。
真的不知道怎么样抢的。
总而言之,大家小心吧!!!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

new year eve

new year eve...
hmm...a fren of mine was asking me for suggestion to go for dinner or a place to chill...
@.@!!!
i told her not to, and i'm sure there's no good food out there during tat day...
haha...


but, in fact, i never celebrated new year eve..
however, i guess everyone could have juz predicted how it will get crowded everywhere huh???
even a not-so-important-festive-season in msia like xmas can be crowded like nobody's bussies!!!
wat's more an everywhere-important-new year???


oh gosh, for the past 19 years, i've been celebrated it at home with my tv...
TVBS-G is the most favorite countdown channel for me these few years...
kekeke...
19 years? where's another year has gone...
hmm...tat was tsunami year...
*how sad*
everywhere was so quiet...even the everyday-busy- KL...
on tat day, i was with Ryan Lion (my ex, hope mr.hoong will not kill me) having steamboat at his fren's place......
suprisingly, i was the only gal...
T_T
they had fun all over, but me...playing with the stupid dog!!!
there passed my abnormal eve!


ok, i wonder how would this year be???
i dun wanna be in the crowds anymore!!!
i bet i will get fainted!!!
*i almost fainted when i was 15, when chasing upon VIC, zai-zai of f4...never even sandwiched in the crowd, but i got blackouts~!for like 3 secs?hehe*
i dun wanna pay more for awful meals!!!
summo not get stuffed!!!


but but but...
i did have a suggestion to mr.hoong, but get rejected!
:(
i suggested him to bring a cloth, a very big one...to sit on the ground of desa waterfront...
i mean the playground side...
then buy mc.d and snacks n drinks...
sit n chit chat til the clock strikes to 12!


but, again!
he said there will surely be packed , n i will hate there!
:(


maybe i sud stay at home and watch the countdown showing on TVBS-G?!
kekekeke

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

圣诞

圣诞节该怎么过???
告诉你, 那么大以来...
小时候只去教堂庆祝2次而已...
长大了...就只在我18岁时去了bangsar庆祝...


'你是不是来christian哦?圣诞节wor...都没有庆祝的meh?'
这是常听见的话...
-.-''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

其实我连new year eve从来都没庆祝过叻!!!
是从来哦!!!
哈哈...


今年的shopping malls里的圣诞树...
我连拍照都还没拍叻!!!!


但是,我和孔先生到现在为此还是不知道怎么过...
约约我们吧!

Monday, December 15, 2008

hohoho

very 1st post in FOUR whiners...
EXCUSE ME?????????????
i do not think there's four of them....
the most active one is mr.JERMENN yip...
but...ok...it seems like it's been a month none of them, including jermenn posting up in here...
SIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
@.@
everytime when i check the whiners' blog, it remains on the same title...
even the chatbox also becoming sooooooooooooooo 'SILENT'
wat happen neh????
mr.HOONG.....
i think u're the 5th whiner???
n ur 'to be continued' has been long waited!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~!!!#$^&()^#!
i think jerz beh tahan of the 'rusted', 'worn', or watever blog d...
tats y i m here by now...
wakakakakakaka...
i can whine out loud when i'm free der lor..........
but, at the same time, 'promote' abit of my own blog sin...
keke...
lalalalala