Flushing Box...

I just watched SAW 4 recently and i just like it so much.





Here i got my very own version of SAW :


One day, when i opened my eyes...

Where the hell am i?

I looked around...i found myself was laying on the floor in a toilet....

The 1st thing that came into my mind was....

i need to pee!

So i move towards to a squatting pan in front of me...




Then i realised my leg was chained!

OMG! I got trapped by the JIGSAW !!

I played the recorder where i picked up from the floor..


(JIGSAW) Rise and shine, Jermenn. This is your wake-up call.
Every day of your life,
you have complaint so much...
About the people that are so dog.
Now you will be the cause of death.
Your aim in this game is to....
Persuade the dog hai in front of you, gain his trust,
When he is fully trusted in you, blow his head off with the gun in the flushing box.

You have until 6:00 on the clock to do it.
There's a dog hai in the room with you.
When the shit water is overflowing from the toilet bowl.
the only thing left to do...is shoot yourself.
There are ways to win this...
hidden all around you.
Just remember:
"X" marks the spot for the treasure.
If you do not kill the dog hai by 6:00 ...
then all the people around you will got infected and
they will turn into bunch of dog hais as well, Jermenn.
And I'll leave you in this room to get drown by the shit water.

Let the game begin. (JIGSAW)


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!






*I took the flush box pictures from a public toilet in JB, it's really disgusting.

Bull shit... 2

I am really really tired...no one will give a damn to me...

When i am working...i have to swallow all the angers... I have to face all the stubborn peoples...nvm...i can take it...

After work....I face the society...i have to swallow all the angers again.... I have to accept their stupidity or you will be an anti-social... goshh!!! they are making me sick...

Nvm...I hide myself at home...

晉鳴! 鳴! 鳴! Holyshit!! they are calling me!!!!

I have to listen to what they say...i have to help them out of the house works... I have to accept if they throw their temper to me... i have to be nice if they say something harsh to me... I just have to tolerate all the time... But if once i can't control myself..then i am a crazy man... I must be possessed.... I am rude to my family!

It's ok...there will be some wonderful moment for myself at home... home sweet home rite?

When i am relaxing while playing with my computer...

Everyone will walk here and there... (i don't allow to have my personal pc in my room)

You know? It's kind of privacy.... It's about freedom... I just wan to be alone to enjoy my 2 hours gaming time... Nvm..i just treat that they are all invisible....

Then this and that will come and tell me ... what is so nice about it? Always "biling balang"....

Don't play so much lor! How old are you already... still playing that? Everyone try to avoid from it but you still always stick to it! Blaaa...blaaaa...blaaa........... OMG! I just wan to have some privacy...i just wan to have 2 hours for myself....

OKAY FINE! I go to watch tv...

晉鳴! 鳴! 鳴! Holyshit!! they are calling me again!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i am relaxing while watching tv...that means i am lazy... Come and help lar! Why no one help 1! You will hear many noises... Until you don't have the mood to continue with your drama series....

When they are in bad mood....whatever they said or even they suddenly fucked you... you also must take it... when you try to argue.. then you are fucking dead!

WTF! I am a human... plzzzz! i do have feelings...i am not a toy... don't always let me to have all these mentality tortures!

When i am already in bad mood...i still have to entertain the crowds....i am not a joker! Can someone plz comfort me? can someone please entertain me? can someone please truly listen to me? can someone plzz let me throw my temper on you? can someone please give me a hand? NO? No one...... I am alone...i am all alone...

sometimes i really feel like crying out loud... i am really seriously fucking very the super suffering!

I am becoming crazy....I am under depression.... Then everyone see me like i am a ghost...

Oh yeah! No matter how normal is a person like me will also get crazy because i am taking too much...too much...too much of bullshits!

My liver is spoilt... Then everyone said, it's because you always sleep late...simply eat... play too much CS...this and that.....

Sorry to tell you all the truth... my liver spoilt because of most of you always make me mad!

Because most of you think that you're always the right one!

Because most of you denied that you are stupid than me!

Because most of you always push the responsibilties to me!

Because most of you throw your temper on me!

Because most of you just care your own business!

Because most of you are stubborn and selfish!

Because most of you always did the dog things to me!

Because most of you jealous when i am enjoying myself!

Because most of you jealous when i am better than you!

Because most of you like to put the blame on me!

Until the day i die... i think everyone still saying that i am the one who drove myself to the end of the road...

it's so so so unfair to know that you got killed by a bunch of idiots and they are still wondering how you died....

YES! i wrote this and i am wrong again..because i shouldn't have wrote the truth...

HUMAN! Please don't always protect yourself with lies and excuses.... admit when you think you're sux!

*See ! I got 3 posts already! YEA!

Whiners ? Or Whiner?

YEa! It's been a long long time i didn't blog...some of my friends evem asked me to "throw away" this blog..

Friends: Ehhh? No update one? Close the blog only lar!

HAHAHHAAHA! It's my fault again.... www.fourwhiners.blogspot.com ....

1stly, the blog started with fourwhiners... Not THE WHINER. Because i knew that i won't be blogging so often like those full-time blogger... and i thought that group blog will be more interesting because different people sharing their different stories...

Then some of my friends requested to join our whiners blog...

Friend: Ehhh! Invite me also lar! i also wan to be a blogger lehhh! I have alot of things to write! I wan to be a whiner too!

(I thought fourwhiners would be nice enough...but you know me... My ears are too soft)

I accepted their requests after they continuously asking me...

So i changed it to Most Wanted Whiners...

Alright! Now is already 2008 and i just saw a few posts from them....

Friend: Ehhh! Invite me also lar! i also wan to be a blogger lehhh! I have alot of things to write! I wan to be a whiner too!

*This is not for those i invited them by myself...

Bull shit...

YO GUYS! FUCK YOU ALL!

Recently i've gone mad! I am a crazy guy! Why? Yes! Still the same old thing that driving me crazy!

Me: Hey! actually the dog bites... It always bites me....

Friends: I think it's because of you, always treat it badly....

Me: What have i done? I did nothing! Imma just treated it as my best friend? (ya know? Dog is man's best friend) But it still biten me and i am just whining to you?

Friends: Aiya, i reckon your temper very bad 1 lar!

Me: ...............

Yeah! When i keep quiet, then i am a sohai, when i voice it out, then i am a crazy man....

Until the dog bite them...

Friends: Chun Meng, know i got what you mean... It really bite! Crazy dog!

Me(Numb): Now only you know? I told you...

Friends: Yeah Lor! Very lan dog lar diu!

Me: That's why i was mad! It really dog 1!

Then i started to nag nag nag.... After awhile...

Friends: But sometimes, i kinda pity of it also...

FUCK YOU!

Massage or prostitution?

I found this banner located at somewhere around Aman Puri Kepong.



It's massage?



Yea lah! Thai Massage! Don't think negative!

Photoshop

Don't you just love photoshop??

Hello Kitty HELL

Hi,everyone, I am finally back with a new post and oh ya! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year *CHEERS*

Anyways, do we have any hello kitty fans or any hello kitty haters here?

Recently, I have found this blog called Hello Kitty Hell and WOW, I am amazed with all the Hello Kitty stuff that is in his blog. Don’t get me wrong, I am NOT a Hello Kitty fan but I found it rather amusing that hello kitty came out with so many types of merchandise.

Anyways, if u must know, Hello Kitty Hell shows Hello Kitty from the perspective of a Hello Kitty fanatic's husband and the cute overload he suffer.

So yea,I know it’s normal to find Hello Kitty merchandise like Clothes, Tupperware, bags, shoes and so on, but have you ever seen these merchandise or once picture that Hello Kitty will come out with all these stuff?

p/s: check out the quotes from the author...

Hello Kitty Dog House

"No, we don’t have a dog, but that doesn’t matter in the least bit for my wife who wants this $30,000 Hello Kitty Doghouse.You have to feel sorry for any dog that must live in a Hello Kitty dog house…hmmm, not much different from me being in the dog house in a Hello Kitty sleeping back on the couch, although my sleeping area isn’t the price of a fancy car…the irony of Hello Kitty Hell".

Hello Kitty Pantie Liner

"I can already hear the conversation that is coming once my wife stumbles across this….”we can fly over on the Hello Kitty airline, pick up all kinds of Hello Kitty goods that aren’t available in Japan (like there aren’t enough here?!?) and have a great Hello Kitty time .”

Hello Kitty Religion

"So it should come as no surprise that Hello Kitty Hell has gone into a completely new realm with the introduction of Hello Kitty religion. Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists.I wonder if this means I will have to go and pray weekly to a character that has no mouth (”because you can tell what Hello Kitty feels through your heart” - doesn’t that sound kind of cult religious creepy?)"

Hello Kitty Strawberry

"Wife: “That is the cutest thing that I have ever seen. Scientists should really sit down and think of away to genetically make strawberries to look like Hello Kitty. If they did that, everyone would want to buy strawberries.”

Hello Kitty World of Warcraft

"World of Warcraft (WoW) is an online game where people going around killing anything and everything. Obviously, there are players that believe that adopting a Hello Kitty theme will give them the added advantage they need to spread destruction and misery throughout the world. Hmmmm, on second thought, maybe it isn’t such a bad fit for Hello Kitty after all…"

Hello Kitty Sausages

"I still am not sure why we have to have Hello Kitty on our food (it’s another one of those Hello Kitty fanatic things that no normal person will ever be able to comprehend) and even with the pleasure of getting to chomp my teeth into her and grind her up, it doesn’t make up for the nauseating experience of having to look at her on my plate."

Hello Kitty Vitamin

"Of course, my wife loves these because “Hello Kitty brings you lots of energy and healthiness from the inside to go along with the love and happiness she brings when you see her.” The only satisfaction I get is when I chew the hell out of them before swallowing which is the only type of satisfaction one can really get when living in Hello Kitty Hell."

Hello Kitty Wedding Ring

"Sanrio, in their marketing genius, have set this up as a no win situation for any man living in Hello Kitty Hell. While the bride’s ring has Hello Kitty prominently on the outside, Hello Kitty is hidden on the inner circle of the ring on the groom’s ring — apparently even they realized the backlash if they had tried to place Hello Kitty’s face on the outside, but this strategic placement gives the bride negotiating room to argue that it is not nearly as bad as it could have been."

Hello Kitty Transformers

"My wife thinks this is “the greatest thing ever” (but then everything Hello Kitty is the greatest thing ever - no point trying to argue that it is impossible for everything to be “the greatest thing ever” at the same time, because while normal people know this makes absolutely no sense, we once again find that Hello Kitty fanatics don’t care) and wants one for herself."

Hello Kitty AR-15 Military Style Rifle

"Once again, we see Hello Kitty showing her true colors and what her true heart is all about. You know that there’s something seriously wrong when Hello Kitty has enough Hello Kitty firepower to arm a small army although an army of soldiers carry Hello Kitty weapons dressed in pink camouflage would pretty much be the scariest thing ever and would make most enemies surrender in an instant. Either that or they would die in fear (or simply take their own life to avoid the pain) with the thought of having to be ruled by a Sanrio army. The fact is, living in Hello Kitty Hell, I wouldn’t blame them in the least bit…"

Hello Kitty Bank Account

"While it isn’t too hard to see the irony of a savings account created by a character whose sole purpose is to separate you from your money, it still will likely be a grand success since Hello Kitty fanatics can’t resist anything that’s Hello Kitty. The banking account does seem to me to come with the perfectly appropriate logo for a Hello Kitty bank account: A big Hello Kitty in blue flipping you off."

Hello Kitty Contacts

"Seriously, this is something right out of a horror movie. Of course, my wife thinks they are “the cutest thing ever” and wants a pair.I already have an image of me happily dreaming away about life free of the evil feline when my wife comes to wake me up, I sleepily open my eyes and I instantly have the &*&%$#@@ hell scared out of me — and this happened each and every morning for the rest of my life. And that is just the first moment of the day which would pretty much guarantee that Hello Kitty Hell moves to yet another unthinkable level…"



And when u think that it could not get any worst, check this out!!

Hello Kitty Fanatic Changes Middle Name!

"This person has officially changed her middle name to “Hello Kitty” and as soon as my wife saw that, you could see the gears start cranking inside her head: “Wouldn’t that be a great thing to do?!? Think about it. If I change my name officially to Hello Kitty, then you can call me that everyday.”

Oh, you should really check out his blog! there is Hello Kitty hotel, Hospital, Airport, a massager which eventually turn into a sex toy SWT, Hello Kitty banana cover, shoes, snow board, golf set, wine, hamburger and lots lots more... *lol* last but not least..let me present to you, Hello Kitty Super Man...HAHAHAH