Anyways, do we have any hello kitty fans or any hello kitty haters here?
Recently, I have found this blog called Hello Kitty Hell and WOW, I am amazed with all the Hello Kitty stuff that is in his blog. Don’t get me wrong, I am NOT a Hello Kitty fan but I found it rather amusing that hello kitty came out with so many types of merchandise.
Anyways, if u must know, Hello Kitty Hell shows Hello Kitty from the perspective of a Hello Kitty fanatic's husband and the cute overload he suffer.
So yea,I know it’s normal to find Hello Kitty merchandise like Clothes, Tupperware, bags, shoes and so on, but have you ever seen these merchandise or once picture that Hello Kitty will come out with all these stuff?
p/s: check out the quotes from the author...
Hello Kitty Dog House
"No, we don’t have a dog, but that doesn’t matter in the least bit for my wife who wants this $30,000 Hello Kitty Doghouse.You have to feel sorry for any dog that must live in a Hello Kitty dog house…hmmm, not much different from me being in the dog house in a Hello Kitty sleeping back on the couch, although my sleeping area isn’t the price of a fancy car…the irony of Hello Kitty Hell".
Hello Kitty Pantie Liner
"I can already hear the conversation that is coming once my wife stumbles across this….”we can fly over on the Hello Kitty airline, pick up all kinds of Hello Kitty goods that aren’t available in Japan (like there aren’t enough here?!?) and have a great Hello Kitty time .”
Hello Kitty Religion
"So it should come as no surprise that Hello Kitty Hell has gone into a completely new realm with the introduction of Hello Kitty religion. Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists.I wonder if this means I will have to go and pray weekly to a character that has no mouth (”because you can tell what Hello Kitty feels through your heart” - doesn’t that sound kind of cult religious creepy?)"
Hello Kitty Strawberry
"Wife: “That is the cutest thing that I have ever seen. Scientists should really sit down and think of away to genetically make strawberries to look like Hello Kitty. If they did that, everyone would want to buy strawberries.”Hello Kitty World of Warcraft
"World of Warcraft (WoW) is an online game where people going around killing anything and everything. Obviously, there are players that believe that adopting a Hello Kitty theme will give them the added advantage they need to spread destruction and misery throughout the world. Hmmmm, on second thought, maybe it isn’t such a bad fit for Hello Kitty after all…"Hello Kitty Sausages
"I still am not sure why we have to have Hello Kitty on our food (it’s another one of those Hello Kitty fanatic things that no normal person will ever be able to comprehend) and even with the pleasure of getting to chomp my teeth into her and grind her up, it doesn’t make up for the nauseating experience of having to look at her on my plate."
Hello Kitty Vitamin
"Of course, my wife loves these because “Hello Kitty brings you lots of energy and healthiness from the inside to go along with the love and happiness she brings when you see her.” The only satisfaction I get is when I chew the hell out of them before swallowing which is the only type of satisfaction one can really get when living in Hello Kitty Hell."
Hello Kitty Wedding Ring
"Sanrio, in their marketing genius, have set this up as a no win situation for any man living in Hello Kitty Hell. While the bride’s ring has Hello Kitty prominently on the outside, Hello Kitty is hidden on the inner circle of the ring on the groom’s ring — apparently even they realized the backlash if they had tried to place Hello Kitty’s face on the outside, but this strategic placement gives the bride negotiating room to argue that it is not nearly as bad as it could have been."Hello Kitty Transformers
"My wife thinks this is “the greatest thing ever” (but then everything Hello Kitty is the greatest thing ever - no point trying to argue that it is impossible for everything to be “the greatest thing ever” at the same time, because while normal people know this makes absolutely no sense, we once again find that Hello Kitty fanatics don’t care) and wants one for herself."Hello Kitty AR-15 Military Style Rifle
"Once again, we see Hello Kitty showing her true colors and what her true heart is all about. You know that there’s something seriously wrong when Hello Kitty has enough Hello Kitty firepower to arm a small army although an army of soldiers carry Hello Kitty weapons dressed in pink camouflage would pretty much be the scariest thing ever and would make most enemies surrender in an instant. Either that or they would die in fear (or simply take their own life to avoid the pain) with the thought of having to be ruled by a Sanrio army. The fact is, living in Hello Kitty Hell, I wouldn’t blame them in the least bit…"Hello Kitty Bank Account
"While it isn’t too hard to see the irony of a savings account created by a character whose sole purpose is to separate you from your money, it still will likely be a grand success since Hello Kitty fanatics can’t resist anything that’s Hello Kitty. The banking account does seem to me to come with the perfectly appropriate logo for a Hello Kitty bank account: A big Hello Kitty in blue flipping you off."Hello Kitty Contacts
"Seriously, this is something right out of a horror movie. Of course, my wife thinks they are “the cutest thing ever” and wants a pair.I already have an image of me happily dreaming away about life free of the evil feline when my wife comes to wake me up, I sleepily open my eyes and I instantly have the &*&%$#@@ hell scared out of me — and this happened each and every morning for the rest of my life. And that is just the first moment of the day which would pretty much guarantee that Hello Kitty Hell moves to yet another unthinkable level…"And when u think that it could not get any worst, check this out!!
Hello Kitty Fanatic Changes Middle Name!
"This person has officially changed her middle name to “Hello Kitty” and as soon as my wife saw that, you could see the gears start cranking inside her head: “Wouldn’t that be a great thing to do?!? Think about it. If I change my name officially to Hello Kitty, then you can call me that everyday.”Oh, you should really check out his blog! there is Hello Kitty hotel, Hospital, Airport, a massager which eventually turn into a sex toy SWT, Hello Kitty banana cover, shoes, snow board, golf set, wine, hamburger and lots lots more... *lol* last but not least..let me present to you, Hello Kitty Super Man...HAHAHAH
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