Have you got SMACKED?

Today I am extremely free at my work…. So I can sit down and relax….to check on the web… So happened that I hopped into someone’s Friendster account and read her testi… Guess what I found? I discovered the vital evidence that support the motive of girls fighting cases which have been spreading around lately.

We got the Miri School girls start fighting…….

Here's the video if you still haven't seen it...

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More girls like fighting …more and more……

Watch the video here!

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Yet WWE now is showing more matches on women’s wrestling…..

Trevor Murdoch is a women or man?

I am wondering what’s wrong with the girls recently. Why are they swaying toward more and more in fighting cases? What influence them to do so?

Is it because of……?

a. Girls now days are being too stress?

b. They learn it from WWE?

c. They are just playing around?

d. They wan show us how good is their body combat skill as they go fitness first?

e. You!

(Kelly Clarkson – Because of you)

(25 marks)

What do you think?

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The answer is!!!!!

None of above is the right one!!

I found this Testimonial and I think it should be the source to cause these girls start fighting! Check this out!

SMACK!!! u must be pretty cuz i just hit you! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 PRETTY GIRLS. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS LIKE ALL OUR IMITATORS. SO HIT PRETTY GIRLS TO LET THEM KNOW THEY'RE PRETTY." =)

After reading this testimonial...many girls go crazy and start hitting their friends.....

They are really desperate about their prettiness....

Hey girls! What are you waiting for? Start hitting your friends now! I am gonna hit you hard when i see you !! Plz don't counter back!! If you are desparate too =P

A boring Sunday

Hey all, this will be my first post. I wasn't planning to write this as my first post. My planned previous first post was full of bitching , whining and complains, so I thought I'll leave that for later. Ne ways, lets get back to business. I woke up today , feeling like eating spagetthi. So i decide to cook some. Just for the record, I suck at cooking , I already have a hard time cooking maggie mee. So its realy quite ambitious of me to start cooking this.
Lets get started.
The first thing I did.

Went downstairs my apartment to buy some ingrediants.

Went back upstairs , and started with boiling the spagetthi.

hmmm , spagetthi really takes a long time to cook . Took more than 10 minutes of boiling.

Yeah , after all the boiling is done, its time to cook the sauce. Since i'm such a cheap bastard, i didnt want to buy those ready made prego sauce which taste great(cost RM 6.50), So i went instead with campbells cream of mushroom soup(cost RM 3 sumthing) . To make the soup into a sauce, i just had to make it thicker. So i just added half a tin of milk , mixed it with the campbell mushroom thingy, and started stiring away mixing the stuff. After a good stiring , i boiled the sauce till it starts simmering.

After the sauce is done , i just pout it over to the cooked spagetthi , and voila, SPAGETTHI.

I'm feeling pretty damn proud of my self for cooking this. Yah yah , i know is freaking simple but hey ,Its my first attemp to cook spagetthi with out my mom's help. And i didnt totally made a mess out of everything. My appartment is still intact, nothing has been burnt.

Now... Time for the eating part!!! so exicted@!@~!~!

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Okay , Its a really bad idea to use the whole campbell soup as the sauce. It was okay at first , but afther halfway through, damn freaking jelak wey!!!!!

The amount of sauce i made can be eaten by 3 people. I went solo on it. I feel like vommiting now, arghhh,

About the taste.... ermmm . it tastes like musroom soup?It taste okay at first ,but it was too creamy and campbelly and mushroomy , so after awhile... u get the picture.

I've learn my lesson now, don't be such a cheap bastard and just get the prego sauce next time.

I give this a 3.1/10.

I hope you enjoyed my sunday afternoon cooking exprience.

WeB cAm PeRvErTs

Hi guys, well I am going to start my very first post here WHINING! Yup yup, that’s what I am going to do!

You see, I was doing my usual routine last night *msn-ing* and all the sudden someone send me an invitation to view his web cam. I don’t usually accept strangers invitation but I was bored to death and was curious to know how this stranger looks like. So I accept the invitation and I was shocked to see that guy in his birthday suit doing what guys like to do most! That pervert was basically masturbating in front of the cam. Do you think I will enjoy looking at you playing with your *tuttttt*? Arrgghhh! Get a life!! It’s disgusting and it makes me wanna puke!

I just don’t get it, is he so proud of his *tuttttt* or he enjoy it even more when someone is looking at him? sigh…and why ME?? why why why? Do I look like someone who will play along with this pathetic game? Anyways, I got so angry I scolded him straight away. And guess what he reply me…

Mfbxxx says: ooommm, ohhhhh, urrrhhh
Mfbxxx says: wanna see me cum dear?

What the French connection united kingdom! What makes you think I wanna see you cum? Are you that DESPERATE or HORNY? If you are so great, why don’t you just look for a prostitute or better still get some cheap girls to do it for you? I curse you, curse that you will have to masturbate your self for the rest of your life! Bloody cheapskate!

Jerzz was like telling me that he wanted to blog about this topic 2 days ago, and so happen it occur to me last night *so sui*. I quickly print screen the chat room as I remember he wanted to search for those pictures. Do you guys think I should post the picture up?

Just for your information that picture is really sickening! You might lose your appetite after looking at it!

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My very Belated Post!

To my papa, mama, jeh jeh, joanne baby, uncles&aunties, and friends! 5th of July 2006, my21st b'day... Today is not only about I am a year older or I am certified to be an adult. It is a day to remind me of you, anyone of you is actually the author for my past 21 year's memory. What I have today no matter in term of knowledge, memories, experiences, materials and so on, won't be existence without anyone of u. Yes! What I mean is without you all then there won't be today's Jermenn. Thanks for writing down such a wonderful story of mine in this 21 years. I'm much appreciated that I have a chance to grow up together with all of you. Thanks for taking care of me when I was a baby, play with me when I was a kid; teach me when I was a teenager, and now I am an adult... No matter whom u r, my family, my relatives, my friends…. Anyone of you is really mean to me. Again and again, thanks! Hopefully by tonight, every one of you did enjoy the celebration of "ours".

This is my Golden Key Cake!

My super World Cup Cake! Thanks Mum!