Malaysian Driver

I am very very admire or i should say adore the drivers in our country.





I adore them from the bottom to top. They are brave and they are super confident in their driving skill...like Takumi (Tok Hoi) in initial D.



Of course their D is for die..


Alright, i am being too sarcastic. Direct, they are the most impolite, rude, stupid, selfish, willdly arrogant creature in the world. My friends always comment on my behavior for losing my temper and getting mad when driving... You will never understand until you spend most of the time in driving like me...


I am not a cars lover like most of the guys who are crazy about cars... but I used to followed my friends to some car racings thingy during high school. Sometimes we went to those illegal one,which we have to 走鬼 (cabut/flee) when police came!

To be frank, i think it really waste of my time because i don't think it's fun to stand there for an hour just to see a few cars passed by with max speed... erm... the only word on my mind was.... SO?


You know in Malaysia, our speed limit is 110km/h, what is the purpose if you modify your car to 240km/h when the maximum speed is 110km/h? Especially when you drive on town, many traffic light, many bumpers super many bumpers... all most of the bumpers are like hills... Fergie knows about it...




Many humms so what? Many ah bengs still like to show off how powerful is their newly modified super wira... They always like to accelarate to the max in a small distance about 10 feets away from the bumper then break to the max again to avoid the bumper and hoping that will attract more ah lians. Yes, i can't deny that they successfully grabbed the attentions of the crowds... Because most of them were staring at him and curse him deeply in their heart!

There is one thing i found it is a really useless function of our cars.... It's the signal light...

I would rather don't use it because whenever you wan to drive to another lane, you turn the signal light and you will never ever get to that lane! When you put on the signal light, other driver see it just like a sign for them to turn on their NOS system (not to slow down or give way to you) but to drive faster and force you to the other end. A little tips for you, next time when you whan to switch to another lane, just act like you're moving straight and then make sudden turn so they have no time to turn on their NOS.

Another well-known super hero you must know is our Malaysian Ghost Rider. Why ghost rider ? Because many of them died when doing stupid stunts like to risk their life for their motorsika...



They like to challenge those big big trucks like Optimus Prime in transformer one... Hey motor bikers, do think of your family and friends before you do all these stupid stunts! It ain't fun ok? You already have the advantages to avoid the jam, you don't have to speed for it!

Beside risking their own life, some of them also like to modified their super bike, those i use to call them 爛鐵(rotted steel). They like to put on those super ultra noisy exhaust pipe on their damn rotted steel. They cause serious sound pollution wherever they pass by. WOI! Your damn rotted steel already cause alot of air pollution and now you still wan to cause sound pollution to us? You and your rotted steel are exactly the perfect match lo!! I bet you will be fucking DULAN the irritating noise if they passed by you!

When we talk about the population of cars in our country, i have nothing much to say. Most of us cannot be survive without cars! We don't have a very good and convenience public transport and most of us need to travel around, city to city in order to work. Therefore our jam is consider very famous among the world... Not butter jam ok? I mean traffic jam!

But sometimes, traffic jam can be caused also when there are stupid drivers...

Look at this bus driver!!



Red light to us: The way infront was stucked but the bus still insist to move on. (He was suppose to stay because he shouldn't stop in the yellow box area even it was green light to them!)

The light turned green to us: This is what happened when a stupid brain cannot be functioning well.... He was totally blocked our way.... our way was smoother than his ass if he wasn't there to blocked us! What for we study undang when people can passed but no one comply with it?



I was there to see the magical traffic light show.... from green to red, red to green, green to red for 15 - 20 mins .....

and he was still there.... Thank you lor!!! That's how the traffic jam starts loh!



Those damn transformer trucks don't care about people one! Just because they are big and we are small... like an elephant against ant... I've seen once before the giant truck can drift right beside me on the highway 1 leh! Geng hor?

When there are too many cars, there will be parking problems.... We have really limited parkings!

Look at how we park our vehicles....



That is why the parking is limited...



He must be Tai ko lah!

Accident is unexpected but it can be avoid, drive safe!