26. Woman can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
27. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
28. If a woman isn't making enough money, she can blame the glass ceiling.
29. A woman can congratulate her team-mate wihout ever touching her rear.
30. Woman don't have to worry about catching anything important in thier zipper.
31. If a woman says something stupid, most men will think she's cute.
32. Woman can admit to other when they've made a mistake.
33. Woman have more hair than men and keep it longer. they're also much older before its all grey.
34. If a woman cries, she's sensitive, if a man crieds, he's a wimp
35. Woman know who thier children are wihout having a genetic test.
36. Its cool to be daddy's girl. Its sad to be a mummy boy.
37. Woman can wear platforms- which is why there's no such thing as a short woman's complex.
38. Woman can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
39. Woman have total control over thier eyebrows.
40. Woman can have fun surprising people by being good at darts, or football or basketball.
41. Woman can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
42. A woman's friends wont try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she is drunk.
43. A woman wont drive to hell and back before she asks for directions.
44. Woman aren't covered in body hair like shag carpeting.
45. Woman don't feel threatened if thier partner earns more than they do.
46. Woman don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
47. Woman know everything there is to know about their children. They know all about dentist's appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. Men are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
48. For woman, a new season means a whole new wordrobe.
49. Woman know exctly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
50. Woman can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
reference list: Lagoongames, 2001
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