You know what is irritating??
spilling watermelon juice on your keyboard , fucking it up
buying a new keyboard, and spilling water on it again, only this time i got smart and bought a spill prove one
spilling water on my UPS , fucking it up aibt , but manage to recover it
spilling water on my CPU , lucky not much water went inside
and today , spilling sour sap juice on my G5 mouse
ooo fuck kau me
oh yeah , and yesterday , right after waking up , i was damn fucking blur , i put on my glasses, went to the toilet , pulled down my pants , hold my dick steady , and started peeing
when one side of my glasses fell of its frame and hit the toilet bowl , shattering , landing right in the middle of my pee
so just I flushed down the shattered pieces
haiz , now i am stuck wearing contacts for longer periods of time , and my contacts is more then 1 and a half year old , its really fucking my eye up...
got a feeling that time of year has come , where i get fucked every corner with stupidity and bad luck
5 comments:
omg.... better not let you handle any of my toys... :P
also when you get soundwave it's better if i keep it for you. just in case .. hahaha
:/ all the best to u. maybe it's just the right time to change to a new spec.
dun sedih sedih ah.
aiyaaa.... next time be more careful mahhh can loooo..u always lun lun zun zun... =P chill lar!
Not sedih , Kik sam only , hhahah
soundwave.. i want!!
jan...i know u purposely terpour sour sop on ur G5 wan lar...tak sangka u really did wat i told u...XD...pour more water on ur G5..hopefully shortcircuited...then i help u change a new wan (if they let)...:P
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