Want To earn fast money??

MAKE RM3, 000 PART OR FULL TIME AS AN ASSEMBLE AGENT!

Why we urgently need you?
Timing, huge demand and massive market requirements force us to open this opportunity for part time to earn money without leaving their homes.

No experience or special skills required!
Comes with step-by-step instructions, illustrations which will help to assure that your work is done correctly.

We supply free materials!
YOU WILL NOT BE REQUIRE TO BUY ANYTHING FROM US

How much can you earn?
If you make 10 electronic toy a day. you earn 10 X 15.00- RM150 per day. Our best associates make 20 or more per day, thus earning 20 X RM15 =RM300 per day

No limit!
The more you assembling, the more you earn, the more we make.

How do you get paid?
Your payment will direct deposit to your bank account or mailing your cheque by pos directly to you.

Getting started is easy!
In order to get started immediately, a ONE TIME RM85.00 REIMBURSABLE DEPOSIT is all that is required. The fee is for the accountant to set up a payroll plan, computer processing and your initial tools and materials fee so that you can work with us for as long as you desire. Your REIMBURSABLE DEPOSIT of RM85.00 will be FULLY REFUNDABLE IN ADDITION TO THE PAYMENT OF rm15.00 per unit you assemble.

WOW, sounds attractive right?

I did a ridiculous act by applying for that job and send in RM85.00 to their office. Few days later I got their reply…

Congratulations, you have already taken the first step towards blab la blab la bla…

Here comes the most fascinating part:

Processing and stamping fee for licensee registration application, a one time fee of RM300.00 will be charged to process your licensee registration application to fulfill this offer. This fee must be paid in advance and is non-refundable.


*PEI + BLUR + CONFUSE +ANGRY LOOK = 0_O"*


What happen to the ONE TIME RM85.00 REIMBURSABLE DEPOSIT is all that is required. Seriously they even highlighted this part and make it bold in the letter. Ishhh! Such cheaters! If you think I am going to let them cheat RM300 again then you are so wrong!


Anyways, few months later I receive a package from them, it seems that they have sent me one of their toy samples!



This bloody good for nothing cetak rompak car cost me RM85.00!

Mum says it’s a lesson to be learned. Bout the money…I will just assume that I donate it to them. So guys don’t ever get cheated by such appealing advertisement okies?

burn burn burn

Dietary program
(cautions: Don’t try this at Home, try this at your neighbours’ home)

Lunch

Took some Japanese beans for lunch. Its been called ‘mou dao’ in Chinese which means hairy beans. Talking bout Hairy beans?? This is what pops on my mind. Ewww….

Dinner

Dinner was some mashed homemade pumpkins soup with some fresh low fat milk.

Looks like baby 'poops' but no worries, u'll get use to it somehow. Yummy! yummy !! Yucks....OOoo wheck!!!

Later that night......I applied some lotions which firms tummy, thighs and arms and burn fat at the same time. It did meantion that after applying the cream, there will be some warm tingling sensation everytime we massage the product on our skin. And so i put on the cream on my arms and wrap it with clingwrap....

After 15 minutes...i started to feel the heat was all around my arms......i was thinking to let it get wrapped the longer the better as more fats it will burn. Seriously, when the directions said you should let it 15 minutes...it really means "15 minutes"!....or else u might as well add some barbeque sauce on your arms and...... there you go

Words of wisdom

Purging and Throwing up after ur meals aint the best way to lose weight. Weight losing is obtain by many days and trillions of many other ways. u might drop your waist line very fast through that but u might as well surprisingly gain weight faster than a normal person will do...and if one maintains the habit.....he/she will suffer from bulimia and which ends up..

21st Birthdays

Here is another late entry again. As you know I am a busy man right? Every second of mine worth millions dollar 1 lar! =P I was having really busy weeks by celebrating 2 of my best buddies and my girl friend’s 21’st birthday. (I think that is their commitment to born in such close date to make me broke for buying presents!) First, we have Dicky’s 21st. When i talk about Dicky, he is not only my childhood friend; he is also my neighbor (his house is just rite beside mine), basketball mate, karaoke mate, hangout buddy, and my “so called” brother! We really had lots of great time back in the old days… We even play toys together when we were still damn kids… He is really a great friend of mine…

Here’s the birthday boy!
















We went to the Station One at Kepong for the 1st celebration on 26th July 2006. The place is quite chilling; with good atmosphere, nice foods and beverages, well-mannered staffs and so on… That is almost a perfect place for me to enjoy yam char with my friends…. But still… nothing is perfect right? The only thing at there that dissatisfying me is the music they play! They play those R&B songs and some trance all the while that makes me feel that I am sitting down in Thai Club. The music is too noisy for people to talk. Everyone have to shout at each other when speaking. I personally prefer more sentimental place to chit chat with my friends. I just don’t understand why they need to put on this kind of music in the cafe… Is it maybe they think that there will be someone who would like to dance in the café? Well, it’s still ok... At least the rest of the services are pleasing. So I better stop demanding.

Cheryl(Left), Kian Ban(Mid), Dicky(Right), Joe(top)
















Dicky doesn’t know that we bought a cake for him at the first place. (Thanks to Tim for buying the cake) He thought of asking few of us for yam char as usual only. I can see that the disappointment on his face without a cake for his birthday…


















We arrived there before Tim and Cheryl. They went to buy the cake and then curi-curi sneak in to passed it to the staffs when Dicky wasn’t alert. When Dicky is TOTALLY DEPRESSED about we prepared nothing for his birthday... Then there's the cake appeared!!

Surprise!!??



Dicky's Favorites' The Chocalate Banana!!



His expression totally 180◦ degrees change! Look! How happy he is!

Hey dude! We are the MAN now! Muahahaha!

To be continue...

wHy iTs WoNdErFuL To Be a WoMaN (pArT 2)

26. Woman can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

27. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

28. If a woman isn't making enough money, she can blame the glass ceiling.

29. A woman can congratulate her team-mate wihout ever touching her rear.

30. Woman don't have to worry about catching anything important in thier zipper.

31. If a woman says something stupid, most men will think she's cute.

32. Woman can admit to other when they've made a mistake.

33. Woman have more hair than men and keep it longer. they're also much older before its all grey.

34. If a woman cries, she's sensitive, if a man crieds, he's a wimp

35. Woman know who thier children are wihout having a genetic test.

36. Its cool to be daddy's girl. Its sad to be a mummy boy.

37. Woman can wear platforms- which is why there's no such thing as a short woman's complex.

38. Woman can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

39. Woman have total control over thier eyebrows.

40. Woman can have fun surprising people by being good at darts, or football or basketball.

41. Woman can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

42. A woman's friends wont try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she is drunk.

43. A woman wont drive to hell and back before she asks for directions.

44. Woman aren't covered in body hair like shag carpeting.

45. Woman don't feel threatened if thier partner earns more than they do.

46. Woman don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

47. Woman know everything there is to know about their children. They know all about dentist's appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. Men are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

48. For woman, a new season means a whole new wordrobe.

49. Woman know exctly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

50. Woman can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

reference list: Lagoongames, 2001

wHy iTs WoNdErFuL To Be a WoMaN (pArT 1)

Okay, so we all know there are certain things that aren’t so great about being a woman (men, dieting, PMS, men, ect)

But…

There are LOADS of reasons why being a woman is FANTASTIC. Here are 50 of the best of them. Read, enjoy, and be glad you’re not a boy! and if you are a boy, just read it for fun ok?

1. When a ship sinks, woman (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Woman can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4. Woman can choose from a wide range of styles at the hairdresser's. Men have just 2 options: short and very short.

5. A woman can never be blamed if its wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

6. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume its because she was being emotionaly neglected.

7. Woman are capable of doing at least 2 diffrent things to a passable standard at the same time.

8. Woman live longer than men.

9. Woman know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

10. If a woman inexplicably disappers for 2 weeks, one of her friends will notice

11. Woman mature earlier then men (some men never mature at all)

12. A woman's friends wont think she's weird if she ask them if there's spinach stuck to her teeth.

13. There are times when chocolate really is the answer to all a woman's problems.

14. Woman don't feel unconfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

15. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

16. Woman know the truth about whether size matters.

17. No woman ever has the desire to arrange her possessions in alphabetical order.

18. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

19. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

20. Woman never have to discover they've been duped by a wonderbra.

21. A woman dancing doesn't look like a frog in a blender.

22. Woman are capable of going longer than five minute without thinking about either sex or football.

23. Woman never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

24. Woman can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

25. Woman aren't expected to know how to change a tyre, mend a leaking pipe or build a brick barbecue.

I am sorry if this sense of humor could be misconstrued as not being politically correct. I just want to have a little fun and laughter here, so go on, and lighten up! And guys pls feel free to comment!

Part 2 of "why its wonderful to be a woman" will be out soon! so keep checking our blog ya!

MMU I LOVE YOU

Incase any of you dont know , MMU stands for Multimedia University, thats where I am currently studying now. Anyways one day when I was walking in MMU , i encountered this scene below.

Talk about over crowded. MMU is a way over crowded university. MMU is taking in too many student without realising their capacity has reached the limit.
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After 2 years studying in MMU , I started noticing something. Students here are really creative. Take a few examples below

One very ganas looking Alien.
One very good drawing of Sponge bob square pantsI dont know why , there was just this weird lo0oking hole on the table. And the creative minds of MMU students decided to name the hole "Tight Asshole". COOL!!

I really like this "Tight Asshole" . Its a serves as a great pen holder when i am not writing anyhting during lectures. "Time pass slowly.... " I totally agree on this, but is why a pig saying it? I was totally amazed when i first was the picture above. It is a picture of my three Math Lecturers. Let me tell you , The real person and the picture are scarily similiar.Hmm , i didnt know that Jordan has such a huge package.

And my personal favourite picture goes to.....

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A UFO!!!!!!!

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There was a death recently in an apartment near MMU . A guy fell down from the 18th floor. Ouch... some of you all might have heard of this, the story came out in da paper. There are pictures , but i lost the link , too bad for you guys. Ne ways , It seems that there are alot of deaths going around , since its the month of the "you now what", I just wanted to ask you guys to be more careful.